Demotivational Poster of the Day

Demotivational Poster of the Day

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I've got a follower! W00T! Now, I need some help with a decision...

Oh my god! I have a follower! Thanks Teenie for following my blog! I appreciate it. Okay, once I found out that my super-hot “lady-friend” was into blogging, I started a blog and was excited just to have a blog. Now, I have a follower! My goal in life is now to gain followers!! Well, probably not my goal in life, but my goal for now!

I believe like any other speaker in the world that my voice needs to be heard. I once dreamed of being a motivational speaker and then I dreamed about being a de-motivational speaker. It’s strange that I wanted to motivate people to find and accomplish their dreams at one time and then shortly after, I wanted to crush those dreams and smack them back into reality!

Now, I just want to be heard. My opinions count, dammit! I want the world to hear what I have to say about everything! This means that I need more followers! Teenie is just the beginning. My “friend-girl” who watches from the shadows can’t follow me, which saddens me. But I know she still watches from afar.

Teenie, since you are my one and single follower, I’m looking for your opinion. This weekend I have been given three options for what to do with my “friend-girl”. Now, this just isn’t for Teenie. If I gain more followers, I’d like to get your opinion on the matter as well. 1: we could stay in, watch a movie, cuddle, massage would probably occur. 2: we could go out to a dinner/movie type of date to a restaurant she enjoys and a movie we both like. 3: we could go out to a bar and just do some drinking. Now, I would be happy with any of these three things, but I’m conflicted on which I would pick out of the three. There are things that I’ve left out of course… cause I can’t get to “raunchy” with my blogs. So, Teenie and anyone else that happens to start following my blog, what would you do on Saturday night with the most awesome, hot, sexy, gorgeous chick ever?

4 comments:

  1. I think the best option would be number one. It's more personal and would allow you to better "enjoy" the most awesome, hot, sexy, gorgeous chick ever.

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  2. I agree. You are so right, Coley. And thanks for following my blog!

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  3. Set her on fire, girls love that shit.

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  4. I asked her. She's not a fan. In fact, she became offended by the thought!

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