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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

We will send your next available DVD as soon as possible.

There's nothing more exciting than mailing out all three Netflix movies back to Netflix on Monday. This means when I go into work on Tuesday morning I will have an empty Netflix Queue at the top of it. Any three movies could come to me and this excites me! On Wednesday I should receive the tope 3 available movies in my Queue. This excites me to no end, especially because right now I'm in the "Twilight Phase" as I call it. By this, I don't mean I'm ready to watch glittery vampires fight Indian werewolves. This means that my movies that are ready to be sent to me aren't there yet. Anything could happen that could damper what movies I am going to get and this excites me. According to my current Queue order, my next three movies that I should recieve are as follows:

Bitch Slap
Three naughty girls -- leggy stripper Trixie (Julia Voth), homicidal drug runner Camero (America Olivo) and high-powered businesswoman Hel (Erin Cummings) -- team up to rip off a crime kingpin, but surprise betrayals quickly spin events out of control. Guns, hand-to-hand combat, scantily clad women and plenty of tongue-in-cheek humor populate this guilty-pleasure throwback to 1960s and '70s exploitation films.

End Game
Wrestler Kurt Angle makes his acting debut in this chiller as Brad Mayfield -- aka the Stranglehold Killer -- who seduces and murders women. With a talent for disguise, Mayfield's latest target is a recent victim's stripper roommate (Jenna Morasca of "Survivor: Amazon"). She thinks he's a detective investigating the case, even as Mayfield toys with the real cop on his trail. Sam Nicotero and Clayton Hill also star.

Couples Retreat
Desperate to save their marriage, one couple convinces three other couples to go in on a group rate price for an island retreat designed for troubled unions. But the "mandatory therapy" brews up nothing but trouble for everyone. Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Faizon Love star in this comedy penned by Favreau. Peter Billingsley, who played Ralphie in A Christmas Story, directs.

Just a wide-range of movies coming in my direction that it's pretty exciting! BUT... anything could happen! For instance, I have the movie "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" in my #1 spot and it has a long wait. What happens if it comes in this morning before they send mine out?! I'll get it hot off the presses!
This blog is just expressing my excitement that I'm getting three movies tomorrow. With 498 movies in my queue and 302 movies in my instant queue, I've got a lot I have to catch up on!
This is so exciting!

1 comment:

  1. They updated my Queue! These are the movies that will be in my mail box tomorrow! W00T!