Demotivational Poster of the Day

Demotivational Poster of the Day

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Pervert! ((2005))

While visiting his Bible-thumping yet lecherous father in the desert, randy college student James (Sean Andrews) tries everything he can to hook up with the local curvaceous cuties, but his sex quest stalls when a bloodthirsty killer targets every buxom beauty in sight. Porn star and onetime California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey stars in this lusty nod to 1960s exploitation films.
This movie would have to get significantly better before it would even be bad. A waste of time and brain cells on so many levels. I will go now and bleach my eyeballs. I mean, I love tits as much as the next guy... but this movie was horrible.... it has a rubber dick and balls with eyes and a mouth as the "bad guy". Yep, I just ruined this movie for you. This movie is brutal. Save yourself from it. The only reason I gave it 1 star was because I like boobs. :)


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1/5 Stars

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