Monday, May 17, 2010
Deep in the heart of Transylvania lies Razvan University, where a group of visiting students is about to get the shock of a lifetime. When not being stalked by vampires and succubi, they're evading Razvan's other resident crazies. Seductive teachers, willing students and a hunchback are all included in this year's curriculum. Musetta Vander, Patrick Cavanaugh and Jennifer Lyons star in this bloodcurdling spoof.
This was a comedy I had high hopes for. I love the horror genre so when I did hear about this, I was instantly excited. I hoped for a raunchy, almost 80s-ish comedy about vampires and werewolves. What I ended up with was crap. This is nothing more than modern-day PG-13 bonehead comedy that just happened to have enough boobs to get an R rating. There are no real funny parts, but plenty of slapstick gags and cliche one-liners. There are no memorable characters to give us movie quotes we use in real life, just a bunch of boring kids who cant act all blending together. Basically, imagine one of these recent American Pie sequels with a hunchback, vampire, and mad scientist. Lame. Rent Dracula: Dead & Loving It or A Vampire in Brooklyn instead. Hell, even Buffy the Vampire Slayer was better.
This vampire spoof is a giant heaping pile of lame and often confusing script combined with some really bad acting. A few laughs, a little nudity but mostly a big mess. This movie sucks...and not in a good way.