Faked Alaska: A New Look at Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Look Alike Contest
at The Admiral Theatre
3940 W. Lawrence Ave.
Chicago, IL 60625
773-478-8585You’re not really the political type, but you just love watching democracy in action.

Among other things in action.

So we thought we’d give you a courtesy heads-up: Tomorrow evening, that well-established constitutional and political authority, Admiral Theatre, is hosting a Sarah Palin Look Alike Contest, a night of unfettered free expression culminating with the baring of arms, legs and...maybe a Wasilla or two.

Out of sheer coincidence, the night coincides with the big Republican fundraiser in Rosemont, at which the GOP will be shaking their No. 1 moneymaker, who just happens to be the former governor of Alaska.

So while the chances that the real Palin will show up at this exotic dance emporium are slim (we’re not ruling out Levi Johnston, though), you will get a bevy of doppelgangers, offering their skimpiest, sexiest Palin impressions in hopes of taking home top prize. (Rumors that second prize is a political consultant gig at Fox could not be confirmed at press time.)

A panel of three judges (fingers crossed, Blago will accept the offer from the club to be on the panel) will narrow the finalists to three. The audience will then pick the ultimate winner via an applause meter.

We hear the GOP's using the same method in 2012.