Started by two U of C grads with a knack for statistics and some serious fantasy chops, RFGM’s a time saving service that puts a smarter, more qualified, and possibly better looking person in charge of winning you a championship, freeing you up to live the life of a real sports owner, minus yacht sex on the reg. Email the crew with your league info and password, and a stud specializing in your sport will be selected from their stable of seasoned vets to take the reins, using a number of super incomprehensible proprietary stat models to gain an edge in both old standbys like baseball & football, and more niche leagues like NASCAR and golf, though wouldn't fantasy golf just be called e-Tiger's penis. Bring 'em on early and they'll handle your draft, but if you've already screwed that up they'll even step in mid-season and use their system to right the ship via astute waiver wire moves and one-sided trades, which could never be as one sided as the time you traded your Ken Griffey Jr Fleer Ultra to Michael Vick and all you got back was a piece of Ron Mexico.Because winning isn't enough, RFGM can help with important decisions like choosing a team name from their 10,000 deep database, and they'll even crush your message board with monster posts based on embarrassing info you supply on your rivals -- just have an excuse ready when your GM asks why everyone wants to know how bath time's going.
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