Salt (2010)

As a CIA officer, Evelyn Salt swore an oath to duty, honor and country. Her loyalty will be tested when a defector accuses her of being a Russian spy. Salt goes on the run, using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative to elude capture. Salt's efforts to prove her innocence only serve to cast doubt on her motives, as the hunt to uncover the truth behind her identity continues and the question remains: "Who is Salt?"

I attended a screening of this movie last week and thought it was fantastic. I was expecting a very predictable movie with some cool actions scenes a la Tomb Raider, but I was pleasantly suprised by how good the plot turned out to be. Angelina Jolie gives a great performance as a CIA agent turned fugitive and Liev Schreiber and Chiwetel Ejiofor give sold performances as well. The actions scenes are very creative and suspensful. Plot twists througout the movie kept me intrigued and eager to find out the ending.

Bruce Willis character in Die Hard is what comes to mind when thinking of Salt. Against all odds, Angelina Jolie runs from every possible CIA and government agent possible. Completely unbelievable, but you cant stop watching. Salt gets out of situations that are impossible. Thats what makes it fun to watch though! Its non-stop action for an hour and 40 minutes. Sit back, eat your popcorn and enjoy!


4/5 Stars

****/*****

The Unquiet Riot

Theriot Actually Propels Ball over Fence in 5-2 WinThere's a lot of news from last night's victory over the Astros. Carlos Silva finally looked decent again and let in only one run (albeit in only five innings). Geovany Soto drove in two runs. But to us, the biggest story is Ryan Theriot hitting a home run. The wee lad hasn't homered since June 29, 2009, and yet there went the ball, leaving the yard. With the win, the Cubs are 7-4 since the All-Star break. That's respectable, but we're thinking it's still time to make some trades.

The Kid in the Hall

Piniella and Cooperstown: Point/CounterpointLou Piniella is pretty much a baseball institution, and as we noted yesterday (twice!), one who's not afraid of showing his junk to reporters. Awww. So now that the issue of "Will he go out with a World Series win?" had been answered, we're left with this question: "Will he make the Hall of Fame?" ESPN's Rob Neyer says yes, noting that every manager with more wins is enshrined in Cooperstown. But the New York Times says no, that his .519 winning percentage and lone World Series trophy will leave him out. What do you think?

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)

Balthazar Blake (Nicolas Cage) is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath (Alfred Molina). Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler (Jay Baruchel), a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners work to stop the forces of darkness. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

I enjoyed this film much more than I thought I would. Lots of quirky humor and great action. Nicolas Cage just cant make a bad film.

Loosely based (or suggested) by the Disney animated short, The Sorcerers Apprentice is a light, but enjoyable family adventure film that survives on the partnership between quintessential nerd Jay Baruchel and quintessential Medieval Wizard Nicolas Cage (okay, so Cage ain't a quintessential anything but his bizarre character affectations work well here). Alfred Molina channels his Doc Ock villainy once more and provides an appropriate antagonist for the duo; plenty of ham to chow down on. Decent CGI set pieces, solid jokes, and a farting dog. Think Harry Potter with a little less pretentiousness and whole lot less mythology to bog you down.

4/5 Stars

****/*****

Holy Cow!

Down by 6, Ramirez's 3 HRs Lead Huge ComebackWhat's the word for a win like last night's? Sweet? Awesome? Sublime? On the night when Lou Piniella announced he's retiring at season's end, the Cubs put up two touchdowns to win 14-7. Incredibly, the North Siders were down 6-0 at one point. It's safe to say Ryan Dempster wasn't on his game, but he was bailed out by a bullpen that gave up zero runs and earned Andrew Cashner his first win. Then there's Aramis Ramirez, who had three homers and seven (SEVEN!) RBIs. Geovany Soto hit a massive homer, too. Can't we just pretend it's May?

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)

Tucker decides to take an impromptu trip to celebrate his friend's bachelor party. He drags his friend into a lie with his fiancée, gets him into trouble and then abandons him in order to pursue a hilarious carnal interest. Tucker is disinvited to the wedding, and in order to get back in, Tucker has to find a way to balance his narcissism with the demands of friendship.

Sure the film is crass and vulgar, but it is also surprisingly funny. Jesse Bradford is hysterical as the dry quick witted pessimist. If you liked the book you will probably like the movie. If you didn't read the book than I suggest reading the book, then decide if you want to see the movie. Great book, ok movie.

Most of the acting is wooden and feels read, the plot lines dont have near the bang they do in the book, and theres a slow pace to most of it. Lots of whiney dialogue, this one borders on sappy drama at times instead of all-out comedy. Too much focus on the side characters and on Tuckers pals lives. The best actor is the dude who plays Tucker, and the best parts are his outrageous interactions and scathing dialogue with targets. If I could write myself a note and send it back in time, it would say, Fastforward to all the parts with Tucker in bars, THATS the movie you rented this to see.


3/5 Stars

***/*****

Byrd Takes Flight---Walk, Smart Defensive Play Help NL Win

Our man Marlon Byrd definitely had a big impact on last night's All-Star Game. He coaxed a walk against Sox pitcher Matt Thornton in the seventh inning, then scored on Brian McCann's bases-clearing double. But the bigger play came in the ninth inning, with David Ortiz on first. John Buck singled to right, but Byrd fired to second to force Ortiz, short-circuiting an AL rally. Bottom line: the NL won for the first time since 1996. Looks like the Cubs will have home-field advantage in the World Series! Right?